Magic Magic Missile

Show this card to your DM before you start playing D&D.
{t}: Roll a 4 sided die. Multiply your Magic Missile damage by the number you rolled.
"My Wizard bursts into the room and fires
Magic Missile at the Orcs! I tap my Magic Magic Missile to do :::roll::: 4 times the damage!" - Bob
"It backfires and you die.... a LOT!" -DM