Magic Man

Hexproof
{t}{w}{u}: Attacking creatures get -1/-0. Put a stun
counter on each attacking creature.
{t}{u}{r}: Change the target of target spell or ability
that targets you or a permanent you control.
{t}{u}{g}: Target nonland permanent becomes a 0/4 creature of the type of your choice.
{ut}: Magic Man phases out.
"I wish I'd never been nice to you!
You're just a big jerk!" "Oh Yes!"