Magic Shop

{2}{b}, {t}, exile a card at random from your hand
face down: Search your library for a permanent
card and put that card onto the battlefield with a
positivity counter on it. You lose 2 life.
Whenever a permanent you control with a positivity counter on it is put into the graveyard
or exile, cast target card exiled with Magic Shop,
chosen at random, without paying its mana cost.
"You will be alright, oh this is a Magic Shop."