Magic, The Gathering

{t}{r} MTG has Haste and Double Strike until end of turn.
{t}{g} Add one mana of any color and MTG gains +2/+1 until end of turn.
{t}{w} MTG has Lifelink and First Strike until end of turn.
{t}{b} MTG has Deathtouch and The Cheese Touch until end of turn.
{t}{u} Summon one 1/1 Scion creature token with "When Scion attacks, Clone."
{ut}{c} MTG gains Menace, +3/+4, and "MTG has to attack every turn it can."

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