Mahkei the Strong

Trample, Bushido 3
If three or more of your non-token creatures dealt combat damage to a player this turn, gain control of target non-enchantment, non-undead creature that player controls with power and mana cost less than Mahkei. It gains an upkeep of {1} as long as you control it.

Consider further, most foolish Socrates, that the just is always a loser in comparison with the unjust.
-Plato, The Republic