Maiori, Phyrexian Engineer

Kicker {r} and/or {u}.
For each time it was kicked, this creature comes
into play with one +1/+1 counter. If it has one or
more +1/+1 counters, it gains First Strike. Two or
more, it gains Flying. If it would be given +1/+1
counters beyond two, distribute that many -1/-1
counters among creatures in play instead.
{1}{b}, {t}: Put a 1/1 black Horror Minion creature
token with Lifelink into play.