Malcontent Pool Noodle

Bestow {1}{u}{r} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
{r}: Malcontent Pool Noodle and enchant creature gets +2/+0 until the end of turn. Only activate this once per turn.
Enchant creature gets +1/+1