Malignant Brainburg

Befuddling Ballad — When Malignant
Brainburg enters the battlefield, goad each
creature you don't control.
Envelope — Whenever a goaded creature
attacks, you may exile that creature until
Malignant Brainburg leaves the battlefield.
Sometimes, making intelligence your dump stat
isn't always the best choice.
Artwork/creature source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2QR88a8Y6s