Malthus, the Dread Scourge

Commandeer (Whenever a vehicle enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may gain control of that vehicle until end of turn. It gains haste,
and may attack as though it were crewed.)
Whenever a creature you control, but don't own attacks, you draw a card ,and its owner loses 2 life.
"I'll be taking that...Don't make me say it again."