Malus, the Final Colossus

Protection from noncreature spells.
Unless you have 15 or more creatures or artifacts
in your graveyard, Malus, the Final Colossus
isn't a creature.
{6}, {t}: Target creature gets -X/-X, where X is
the number of creatures in your graveyard.
Activate only as a sorcery.

Its supreme power belies its quiet desperation.