Man at Legs

Reach, First Strike, Trample
Kicker {1}{r/g} (You may pay an additional {1}{r/g} as you cast this spell.)
When Man at Legs enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, deal 2 Damage to every creature on the battlefield except arachnorbs.
"His sensor is faster than you can blink. At least it tastes good when fried and then served with a bit of oil."
—Louie the Sponger