Man with a Gun

{g}: Put a 2/1 green Gunman token onto the battlefield with "If Gunman is the only creature on the battlefield destroy it." You may not activate this ability if there is already a Gunman token on the battlefield.
When interrogated post-capture, SCP-1270-1 responds with a constant stream of invective and profanity in various languages, including English, Cantonese, Arabic, Bengali, Portuguese, Hungarian, and Dutch.