ManBearPig

trample, menace
When ManBearPig enters or leaves the battlefield,
each player draws a card, then discards a card.
When ManBearPig becomes the target of a spell
or ability an opponent controls, exile it.
{2}{u}{u}: Return ManBearPig from exile to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
"...half Man, half Bear, and Half Pig." -Al Gore.