Manly Mishap

Enchant creature with a He/Him counter

When enchanted creature blocks or gets blocked, it gains 9 Conception counters and "{t}: Remove 1 Conception
Token."
When enchanted creature blocks or gets blocked with Conception tokens on it, sacrifice enchanted creature and create either a Food or Junk token.
When enchanted creature's last Conception token is removed, created a token copy of it, but it isn't legendary, it gains the Baby subtype, and it's a 0/1.

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