Manor Warden

First Strike
When Manor Warden attacks, it gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until the end of the turn.
Scale 2-{b/r}{b/r}({b/r}{b/r}. Exile this card from your graveyard, and put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature. Activate as a sorcery.)
"Humans love sneaking around our manor. I put them in their place."