Marcus, The Worm

Reach, trample Whenever Wakka deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target artifact that player controls and put a +1/+1 counter on Wakka. Blitzball Captain — At the beginning of your end step, if a counter was put on Wakka this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.{flavor}“Robert, Big Badinky Bones shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread.”