Mario, Kinda Sexist Plumber

Rescue — When Mario enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls a
damsel, gain control of target damsel.
Damsels you control get -2/+2.
{w}{t}: Exile target koopa. If it's a noble,
return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next upkeep.
"It's a me, Mario!"