Mark Sanchez, Butt Fumbler

When Mark Sanchez, Butt Fumbler enters
the battlefield, target opponent chooses target player from outside the game. They
may sit on target permanent. As long as
target player is sitting on target permanent,
it doesn't exist.
"Only a Jets quarterback could fumble the ball
by running head first into the ass of his own lineman." - Tropicana Orange Juice