Marker, Purveyor of Pamphlets

{w}, {t}: Place token enchantment on the field named Soggy Pamphlet with "During their draw phase, opponents may take 2 damage, or else controller of this card gains 2 life."
{5}: Target creature you control gains indestructible until the end of the turn. If that creature would have otherwise died, gain 2 life.
"Take a free pamphlet, dear friend!"
—Marker