Markiplier, the King

Vigilance
Doublestrike
A Date {2}{g/u}{g/u}-Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
A Heist {2}{w/u}{w/u}-Gain control of target artifact.
In Space {2}{g/w}{g/w}-Use only as an instant. Gain
control of target spell. You may choose
new targets for it. (If that spell becomes a permanent
it enters the battlefield under your control.)