Markov Sergeant

Vampires you control gain Lifedrain 1 (When
the this creature damages a player, they lose
1 life and you gain 1 life. When the this creature it
damages a creature, you may prevent 1 damage
instead put one -1/-1 counter on it. This creature
cannot have -1/-1 counters put on it. )
"Needletooth, are you not having fun? Having fun
is not reason you were given your abilities! You were
given them so I could make your eternal life miserable
forever, or until you do what I say."