Martyrdom

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can’t attack or block.{flavor}Stan: You know, I don’t think when Gandhi starved himself he was all “Dude, look how fuckin’ awesome I am for starving. Check me out!“ Kyle: Okay, okay. Stan, you’re right. Maybe I let being a martyr go to my head. Just please, let me stay on this path, and, I’ll try to be cool about it. Okay? I’m sorry.