Marvin Heemeyer

{10}—create a 15/15 legendary vehicle token
called "The Killdozer" with crew 1, trample, shroud, exalted, indestructible, and cumulative upkeep

{w}{w}{w}—Call to Adventure-if a land you control leaves the battlefield, Marvin Heemeyer gains flash and haste.

Sometimes, reasonable men must do unreasonable things.