mashuguna

level up - take damage and survive
level 1,2 - gain a +1/+1 counter
level 3 - when this creature takes damage and is
not destroyed put +1/+1 counters on it equal to
the damage dealt
level 4 - flying
level 6 - villainy - create a nonlegendary copy of
this creature at level 1
level 8 - hexproof
"a mashuguna on a bench"