Mason's Pats Jacket

Equip {u/r}{u/r}{u/r}
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has lifelink and protection from kids.
If Mason Waltner, Kidsoother is in play, this card has no equip cost.
Anointed with drops of Drew Bledsoe's blood and toenail clippings from Adam Venatieri's kicking foot.