Massive Collateral Damage

{2}{r}: Draw this card from your graveyard into
your hand.
This card deals no damage to red creatures.
Every time a land is destroyed, this card deals 2
damage to every artifact, vehicle &/or wall in play.
Every time you cast a red sorcery, instant &/or
interrupt card this card deals 1 damage to every
creature that is tapped &/or has flying.
"Explosions are so pretty, don't you think?"