Matej the Godly Czech

{1}{t}: Put 2/2 red Slovakboy creature token
into play untapped.
If Matej the Godly Czech dies, put him back
into battlefield untapped with two 1/1
Policeman artifact creature tokens, and put
abstinence counter on him.(Whenever creature
with abstinence counter dies, it goes to mental
hospital, instead of graveyard)
"Hey, Slovakian!!!"