Mateo, God of Doggo

+2: Create 2 3/3 black creature Doggo tokens.
-1: Mateo, God of Doggo casts a spell on target creature. That creature becomes a 0/1 biscuit and loses all abilities.
-7: You get an emblem with "Doggo creatures you control get +4/+4, trample, lifelink, haste, double strike, indestructible, flying, and deathtouch."