Matriarch

First-strike, Indestructible, Protection from sorceries.
Matriarch cannot be blocked.
{w}: Create a red 2/3 creature token named Child with "If Matriarch would block a creature, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent.
{g}: All Child creature tokens get +1/+1 and gain trample.
"My mom could beat up your entire gang."
-Jdar