matt

A sneaky goblin with a grin too wide and plans too chaotic. Matt Parker Goblin doesn’t fight fair—he fights funny. Loves setting traps, talking circles around enemies, and vanishing in a puff of sarcasm just when you think you’ve caught him. Attack 1 – Sneak Jab Dashes in with a surprise poke. Deal 30 damage. If your opponent laughs, they lose a turn. Attack 2 – Goblin Shenanigans Pulls a random object from his bag of tricks (rubber chicken, smoke bomb, or someone else’s sandwich). Effect is unpredictable but always annoying.{flavor}