Matt, The Quiet Destroyer

Whenever you counter a spell, look at the top
two cards of your library, put one into your hand
and the other into your graveyard.
Whenever one or more land cards are put into
your graveyard from anywhere, create a 1/1
Green Elf Warrior creature token.
Whenever you bring a spicy deck to the table,
target opponent sacrifices their hopes of
winning.