Matthew, Best Spy

+3: Matthew counters target Gay card. this ignores all no u,shield, and cards that claim themselves to be "unblockable" and "uncounterable"
-X: Matthew does damage to target person in the chat equal to the amount of times Alpha17 has said "Friendo"
-10: Matthew throws a dagger of Gay at the chat. This can't be countered, shielded, or anything else. Only Alpha17 and TikiWaifuPerson are imunne.