Matthew, Techtard

+2: Flip a coin, if heads Matthew tells you why your PC is terrible. If tails he tells you why his PC is amazing.
-X: Create X colorless Gtx1080 tokens. These tokens have "Sacrifice this token, put a +1/+1 token on target artifact creature.
-10: Target opponent runs a Minecraft fps benchmark at max framerate. You gain life equal to the difference between opponents fps and Matthews x2