Matti, Masterchef

Whenever you Venture into the Dungeon,
create a food token.
{1}{u}{t}: Sacrifice 2 food tokens, draw a card.
{1}{g}{t}: Sacrifice a food token, roll a D20:
• 1-10: You gain a poison counter
• 11-20: All creatures you control
gain a +1/+1 counter.
"There is a pizza under my bed?!"
- Yog-Schwothoth