Maui, Fly Swatterer

{g}, {t}, Donate a card: Flirtproof until end of turn (Maui can't be targeted by any spells or abilities other players control).

If he gets turned on, return him to his owner's hand.

{g}, {t}, Huggable (Target creature becomes blocked. Maui neither deals nor receives damage that combat phase).

"..Yes, I'm a half-elf.. No, I'm not an archer and I'm..hey, don't touch it! It's not an arrow... It's a fly swatter!"