Max, Fiendish Rapscallion

Skulk, Haste, First Strike

At the beginning of your upkeep exile the top 3 cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Whenever you cast a spell from exile, create a 1/2 red and black imp creature with deathtouch and haste.

{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}Tap 9 untapped imps, you may play any number of cards in exile without paying their mana costs.

I'll make sure this ends quickly.