Max, God of The Friends Hoodie

As long as your devotion to Sus is less than 4, Max is not a creature.
Trample, Lifelink
{u}{r}{t}: Create a Cake artifact token with, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it gains Haste and Trample until end of turn.
{0}: If it is your birthday today, you win the game.