Mayella Ewell

{3}, {t}: Choose a human creature you don't
control. Each player may spend any amount of
mana, and whichever play spends the most may
choose an option:
•Destroy the chosen creature.
•Exert and give the chosen creature -1/-1.
•No effect.
"That [man] yonder took advantage of me an' if you
fine fancy gentlemen don't wanta do nothin' about it
then you're all yellow stinkin' cowards[...]"