McCormick, MTG Champion

Psychogenic Probe — Whenever an opponent puts a card from a shop into their hand, McCormick,
MTG Champion deals 2 damage to that player.

Escape — {r}{r}{g}{g}, exile four other cards from your graveyard.

"Kenny cast Glacial Crasher, and then Stan's dad shot his dick off. I just, I seriously don't know where we go from here. You all right, Kenny?"