McDonalds

{t}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}{t}: Create a Bad Food token with "{2}{t}:
sacrifice this artifact. Each opponent loses 3 life."
At the beginning of your upkeep, if McDonalds,
Chick Fil-a, Wendys, Dominoes, and Burger
King are on the battlefield under your control,
create 5 1/1 colorless Employee creature tokens.
"Welcome to McDonalds."
-McDonalds Employee