Me Brudder, Bane of the Simic

Uncounterable
Haste, first strike, deathtouch
Whenever Me Brudder attacks, choose one
or more:
•Target opponent sacrifices two lands
•Target opponent discards two cards
•Target opponent sacrifices two creatures
{bull}Target opponent cannot cast non-creature spells
until your next end step
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be