Meaningless Existence

Devoid; Meaningless Existence cannot be countered; Make a token that is a copy of a target nonland permanent, at your next end step exile the original; at the end of this turn sacrifice the copy and sacrifice a land, at the beginning of your next upkeep draw two cards then return the exiled permanent to the battlefield under your control; you lose 8 life.
"Have you ever wondered what it feels like to die? It's something I used to think about pretty often..." -Monika