Meddling Mountain

{t}: Add {r} to your mana pool. Discard a card.
{t}: Create a new game rule. It can be anything
you want within the legal system of Magic: The Gathering rules, but may not involve any player
taking permanent ownership of another player's
cards. Each time you use this ability lose 5 life.
Great, see that? The mountain is moving again.
*Sigh* better go see what it wants this time...