Meepmorp

Hexproof, indestructible
When Meepmorp deals damage to a player,
create a colorless Equipment artifact token
named Stag Horn. It has, "Equipped creature
gets +1/+1," and equip {1}.
{r}, Sacrifice an Equipment artifact: Meepmop
deals damage equal to its power to any target.
"Meep...morp!