Mega Woozy Guy

This card does not untap during your untap step.
{4}, {t}: Throw this card onto the battlefield from
a distance of at least three feet. Record the
number of full rotations it has made and the
number of times this card has been thrown.
{ut}: Roll a six-sided die for every time this card
has been thrown. If the value of the dice is less
than the number of rotations completed, destroy
all permanents Mega Woozy Guy is touching.