Mel Gibson, Passion of the Jew

Mel Gibson, Passion of the Jew enters the battlefield
with X +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever one or
more +1/+1 counters are put on another non-Hydra
creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on
Mel Gibson, Passion of the Jew.

"Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when
I twist them!"