Melissa APP

Melissa APP-ing. A terrifying sight.

Upon playing this card, your opponents cards
are all terrified, and deal one less damage.

"This stands for The Awkward Placed Persons Society
...this activity where you stand with your feet together
while your elbows are raised and the rest of your arm
hangs down. Position reflexes usually occur when a
car is passing by. The best is when the car honks or
the person in the passenger seat waves at you really
awkwardly. To heighten the effect
slow