Melissa, The BOAB

: At the beginning of your upkeep, Melissa, The BOAB (Booskiest of All Boos) gets +1 power for each permenant she controls, in or outside game.
-1: Gain control of all permentants that target player controls. This includes finances, free-time, and emotional support.
-7: Ceate token that is a copy of Melissa, The BOAB. That creature becomes a male human named Kyle that is attached to this planeswalker forever.