Me!Me!-Chan

During each opponent's upkeep, place a copy of
Me!Me!-Chan under their control.
When Me!Me!-Chan enters the battlefield under
your control, exile your favorite permanent.
If all Me!Me!-Chan's leave play, return all exiled
permanents - tapped and attacking their owners.
"Your company, Your time, My feelings are
divided into two, baby. Right now, at a time like
this, I would like to show you your pain."