Meme Man

-X: Yeet a desired creature, a card that creates mana known as "land", or a fellow Plaenswalccer, mana cost must be less than or equal to than X.
+1: This ability functions as something every regular creature can do, which is block an oncoming attack from a creature sent by your rival
-20: You have invested well, STONKS enthusiast. This ability shalt deal maximum damage to a creature, but damage shan't be dealt to thou's rival.